“Remember when I said I would eat you last? I LIED.”

Ok, I did want to move on to more Staccato-ey related business… but due to poor timing, I have to promote a whole bunch of new t-shirts instead. It’s a little embarassing having to promote these on the SUPER NEW STACCATO SITE WITH A WHOLE ONE COMIC, but well… Ninja-Bot sales are my primary source of income at the moment… and you know… my family likes to eat. >___>

With that said… here is the write-up I’ve been posting around some of my regular haunts:

Everyday people come to me saying, “Shawn, you’re pretty cool… is there some way I could give you a portion of my disposable income in exchange for awesome geeky t-shirts that will make me the envy of my uncultured neighborhood?” Well good news! Thanks to a twist of fate, I have a buttload of new shirt designs that are finally available for sale on the fabled “internets!

AWESOME NEW T-SHIRTS!

These shirts, which were forged in the firey depths of Blackrock Spire, provide the extreme stat boosts you need in today’s fast-paced leveling environment, while keeping the exterior of your body silky smooth to the touch. Couple all that with the wacky designs I’ve slapped on the front, and you’ve got a garment that simply CAN NOT BE BEAT.

Supplies are limited, so order now! My baby needs strained peas!

^ 7 Comments...

  1. JD

    Oooooh yeaaaah! I already pre-odrdered I Want You Inside Me, next one is This Is How I Roll. Limited?? I’m on my way!

  2. Marzen

    Don’t worry, Shawn, we all like a little food now and then, theres nothing to be ashamed about.

    I really want to buy some of these shirts. But, my only source of income seems to come from birthday and christmas cards. I need a job.

  3. Nick

    those ingrates, dont they know food dosent grow on trees?!?
    well, at least u’ve started to get back on track, congratz man

  4. Scott Smith

    SHAWN IS SO OLD.

  5. Erik the Hack

    So are you, Slack Man!

  6. Scott Smith

    I’m only 24. :(

  7. Erik the Hack

    24 = OLD! Pwned!

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